Dear Mr. Trappers;
I would like to cordially request your presence at the music venue of your choosing in Portland, Oregon from March 22nd through the 27th of the year 2010. I am from nowhere important in Missouri, but me and my totaled yet somewhat-reliable Geo Prism will be driving the 1,960 miles, and if you should so happen to have a concert that week, I could bring the cupcakes of your choosing.
Have your people call my people to further arrange cupcake details.
Good day sirs.